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Scot in exile....

Male (51) looking for Female Arbroath, United Kingdom

Very unsociable and to be honest I really hate people. They grind my gears most of the time with their lust for greed, consumerism and materialistic needs! I hate the world to be honest, so if you're looking for someone to be bitter and twisted with I'm your man.
PS. No point in being creative here, nobody reads it anyway!

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAustralian
BuildFit
Height5' 0" (152 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairShaved
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenTwo
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsDog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyResearch / Science / Engineering
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$50,000 - $100,000
Job TitleTRS Leader

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsSopranos, The Wire, Walking Dead,
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror
Favorite moviesDjango Unchained, As good as it gets, Evil Dead, From Dusk Till Dawn.
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, Blues
Favorite artistsI like the artists in Subway, what they can do with a pickle is Amazin!
I listen to metal mainly, Iron Maiden, Killswitch Engage, Parkway Drive, Continents, As I Lay Dying.
Reading selectionNews, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Satire, Science
Favorite booksI found the Very Hungry Caterpillar book quite insightful and it had lots of pictures.

I just finished reading "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy, I enjoyed it, but, Wow! it was bleak. Put it this way, it's not a fun time read.
Idea of funOpening a new jar of Nutella.
HobbiesSports, Music, Movies, Games, Dining, Travel, Cooking

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingRegular drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asObscure
Sense of humorObscure
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme sports, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, Going to a concert
Always wanted to tryHanging weights from my penis to see how far it will stretch.

Views

ReligionAgnostic
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeTo just get through the constant crap that life loves to throw my way. Seriously life is a pile of bollox!

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerSomeone who is about 85% perfect, that seems about fair, right?
On the first dateI would turn up dressed as a unicorn (everyone likes unicorns) and take the lucky lady on a trip to a magical place called Nandos. Never let it be said that I don't know how to show a lady a good time.