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Purplemonkeydishwasher!!!

Hi! "Purplemonkeydishwasher!!" is what always comes to mind when I'm asked to desribe myself.
I have no clue.
I consider myself an easy-going guy, and try not to let a whole lot get to me.
I don't want to spend another summer by myself, and am hoping I can find "my-girl".
Family is VERY important to me, and I hope your family is just as important to you.
I like to camp, hike, read, just hang out, or go out.
I'll try anything once. How can you say you don't like it if you've never tried it, right?

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Appearance

National heritageAmerican
BuildA few extra pounds
Height5' 7" (170 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureLegs
Body ArtScarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionNo problems

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenTwo
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsDog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

SpecialtyTransportation
Employment StatusFull-time

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Situation comedies, Instructional, Sports, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsAnything on the history channel.
Favorite movies typesComedy
Music typesRock, Metal, Classical, Jazz
Favorite artistsNickelback, Van Halen, Motley Crue, Beethoven, Paganini, Harry Connick Jr.
Reading selectionClassic, Comic, Humor
Favorite booksAnything that can keep my attention.
I think "Catcher In The Rye" is one of the dumbest books I've ever read.
Idea of funPutting my own words into songs on the radio.
HobbiesSports, Reading, Music, Movies, Family, Photography, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Fishing, Motorcycles

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Class clown
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Staying at home, Trying new things, Relaxing, Reading a book, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to trySkydiving!!!

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionLutheran
Attend religious servicesOnce a year
Goal in lifeDie laughing.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerSomeone who rolls their eyes at things that I think are funny.
On the first dateSomething very public, and very open.
If 2 people can maintain a conversation with people around, then it's a good start.