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Wow, I was just sitting here day dreaming what it would be like to have a televised fight with a talking penguin and realized I had forgot to fill this thing out.. so here it goes..
I enjoy things like going to the beach, taking a swim, going out to eat, going to shows, playing guitar, shadow boxing to the song "Momma Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J and sitting back drinking juice on a nice warm day.

[b]"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."
— Charles Darwin[/b]

I can pin up a smile on anyone's face if they spend a moment with me.
I love my guitar, love my music,
I'm currently an aspiring comic, it's the goal directly ahead of me..
I love rock, metal, punk, rockabilly, classical, big band, jazz, dark wave, industrial, techno/dance and more.
For the longest time I was a pro-wrestler, wore spandex tights and leather boots and beat up people but recently retired so to speak. Before I was a wrestler I was in several indy punk bands and traveled the states performing in dive bars and large venues..

[b]Believe it or not, most of this profile is structured to find out if you have a sense of humor, which is very important. I want someone who doesn't have a bug up their butt at all times, I realize there's a time
to be funny and a time to be serious and keep in mind this is pof, you can't be all that serious. Think to yourself how silly it would be for someone you are attracted to, to start off on a serious note. It would
be silly.[/b] Also, beneath my rough exterior I'm actually a hopeless romantic. I do believe in love, I believe people should be loved, I like the bringing flowers and candle lit dates. I like cuddling and kissing
and being close to another. I think deep down we all have that in us..

----I would consider myself a pretty lucky person, it's amazing someone doesn't chop of my furry little foot and wear it around their neck. I'm a positive person, however I might make cracks that sound negative, you'll have to keep in mind they're only jokes poorly delivered :)----

Side Notes :
-the Shamwow guy STILL creeps me out
-I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetery
-I ALWAYS look both ways before cross the street
-You could win me over with a chilli cheese burger any day
-I encourage healthy eating habits, unless you dangle a chilli burger in front of my face
-I love animals and I'm great with them
-Chocolate bunnies are yummy
-There's always someone there to remind me
-I wanna be a dinosaur when I grow up :RAWR:

Ok, so I hope I'm being vague enough, I'm all ears if you care
to share any comments or problems about your day :)

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Height5' 7" (170 cm)